HGotW: Kristi Noem

Waste of skin Kristi Noem relates an endearing tale of her murdering a PUPPY. Where is John Wick when you need him.

MAGA homunculi Kristi Noem is so much wanting to be the tangerine douche-nozzle’s veep on the ticket that she wrote a book. And in this book, she tells a story about how this 14 month old wirehair pointer was “aggressive” so she so she killed it:

Like other aspirants to be Trump’s second vice-president who have ventured into print, Noem offers readers a mixture of autobiography, policy prescriptions and political invective aimed at Democrats and other enemies, all of it raw material for speeches on the campaign stump.

She includes her story about the ill-fated Cricket, she says, to illustrate her willingness, in politics as well as in South Dakota life, to do anything “difficult, messy and ugly” if it simply needs to be done.

By taking Cricket on a pheasant hunt with older dogs, Noem says, she hoped to calm the young dog down and begin to teach her how to behave. Unfortunately, Cricket ruined the hunt, going “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life”.

Noem describes calling Cricket, then using an electronic collar to attempt to bring her under control. Nothing worked. Then, on the way home after the hunt, as Noem stopped to talk to a local family, Cricket escaped Noem’s truck and attacked the family’s chickens, “grabb[ing] one chicken at a time, crunching it to death with one bite, then dropping it to attack another”.

(source: The Guardian)

To quote Team America World Police, “Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ”

Paging John Wick…

A high energy hunting breed PUPPY gets excited and ruins a hunt, and you decide that you react like this:

“At that moment,” Noem says, “I realised I had to put her down.”

Noem, who also represented her state in Congress for eight years, got her gun, then led Cricket to a gravel pit.

“It was not a pleasant job,” she writes, “but it had to be done. And after it was over, I realised another unpleasant job needed to be done.”

So she fucking dragged the dog to a gravel quarry, shot it and tossed its body into the pit.

What a fucked up miserable pile of human garbage.

Rick Wilson, of the anti-Trump Lincoln Project, called Noem “deliberately cruel” and “trash”. Ryan Busse, the Democratic candidate for governor of Montana, said: “Anyone who has ever owned a birddog knows how disgusting, lazy and evil this is. Damn.”

Yeah, I am with Rick on this. She is trash. Sadly she might be rewarded.

Bonus? She also used the same opportunity to rid herself of a pesky goat:

Incredibly, Noem’s tale of slaughter is not finished.

Her family, she writes, also owned a male goat that was “nasty and mean”, because it had not been castrated. Furthermore, the goat smelled “disgusting, musky, rancid” and “loved to chase” Noem’s children, knocking them down and ruining their clothes.

Noem decided to kill the unnamed goat the same way she had just killed Cricket the dog. But though she “dragged him to a gravel pit”, the goat jumped as she shot and therefore survived the wound. Noem says she went back to her truck, retrieved another shell, then “hurried back to the gravel pit and put him down”.

At that point, Noem writes, she realised a construction crew had watched her kill both animals. The startled workers swiftly got back to work, she writes, only for a school bus to arrive and drop off Noem’s children.

“Kennedy looked around confused,” Noem writes of her daughter, who asked: “Hey, where’s Cricket?”

There is a special place in hell for this capital C-word. She is human garbage, and she is the Human Garbage of the Week.

Sadly, she might actually be selected as the veep on the ticket. I hope these tales of animal cruelty are hung around her neck and cause revulsion across the country.

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