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# This Fucking Guy: Elise Stefanik
- URL: https://www.sweatyspice.com/this-fucking-guy-elise-stefanik/
- Published: 2024-05-19T17:33:58.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-25T12:03:59.000Z
- Description: Once rising conservative star again humiliates herself to get Daddy Trump's approval.
- Author: Geoff Anderson
- Tags: This Fucking Guy

Yeah, I know she lacks the Y chromosome, but still, this fucking guy applies to her.

I saw the prelude to this piece yesterday that she was traveling to Israel — not to see the sights — to address the Israeli parliament and to denounce President Biden.

Then while I was walking my dog this morning, I saw the post in the Times that she had indeed addressed a limited group of people in the Israel Parliament. Of course, Parliament is in recess, so she spoke to the Knesset caucus for Jewish and Pro-Israel Students (seems like the B-Team at best) and did her seal dance to bash Biden, and hype Trump.

[Here is the Article](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/05/19/world/israel-gaza-war-hamas-rafah/in-israel-stefanik-denounces-biden-and-praises-trump?smid=url-share&ref=sweatyspice.com).

Look, she really wants to be Trump’s #2[1](#footnote-1). But, as friend of the Stack, [Kevin R ](https://kevinrobbins.substack.com/)says quite eloquently, she just ain’t attractive enough to Trump to get the nod. Doesn’t stop her groveling though.

> Ms. Stefanik, Republican of New York, defended Israel’s military campaign and urged the country to pursue total victory in the war against Hamas.  
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> “There is no excuse for an American president to block aid to Israel,” said Ms. Stefanik, who addressed the gathering at the Knesset. “I have been a leading proponent and partner to President Trump in his historic support for Israeli independence and security.”

Groan. But, as the late great Billy Mayes said, “There’s more!”

> Ms. Stefanik, a former George W. Bush White House aide, has positioned herself as one of Mr. Trump’s most loyal defenders in Congress, a role she initially staked out during his first impeachment in 2019.  
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> Her prepared remarks for Sunday mentioned Mr. Trump by name several times while highlighting several of his administration’s accomplishments, including a package of Middle East deals known as the Abraham Accords and [moving the U.S. Embassy in Israel](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/06/world/middleeast/trump-jerusalem-israel-capital.html?ref=sweatyspice.com#:~:text=WASHINGTON%20%E2%80%94%20President%20Trump%20on%20Wednesday,the%20fiercely%20contested%20Holy%20City.) to Jerusalem from Tel Aviv.

Absolutely abhorrent, but that’s what you get when a Harvard educated congress critter gets a whiff of the Trump flatulence and wants ALL OF IT.

She is truly “That Fucking Guy”. Shit in heels.

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1. I mean, that diaper is getting full of turds already, can it take another?

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