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DeeDee's avatar

He won’t

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Socratez's avatar

He may say he will, but his lawyers will gag him, he fires them! 🧐

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Liz's avatar

I bet his lawyers are excited about that

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Ingeborg Fernau's avatar

Popcorn time! This ass cannot contain himself! Too bad the trial is not televised

Most likely he will chicken out and stay off the stand.

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rebecca wilova's avatar

I mean, for the extent he’s tried to get this case kiboshed for this coming Monday, geeeeeeeeeeeez. Between his truly unhinged social media posts and this pledge to testify, if it’s wrong to be feeling any glee? Welp.

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Pamela's avatar

By now we probably know what he will say, given the chang

Yada yada yada - many many people in the legal area have said this should NOT BE HAPPENING. I’ve done nothing wrong.

Biden did this to me! This is his doing and HE IS A CRIMINAL!!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I hadn't heard this. Fabulous. Maybe he'll have a coronary right there on the stand.

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DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

I said that this morning - Trump looks so old now, hair white, his combover can no longer hide the thinning; his face is pale and haggard with these bags under the eyes - and those jowls! Will he survive the trial? Hmmm...

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Pamela's avatar

That would be entertaining/ people would think he is faking it- and just let him lie there like a beached giant Orange WHALE!!

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Jigs Gaton's avatar

We have not been so excited by a trial here since Amber & Johnny, or the OJ Trial. Cohen will get his second "day in court" and he's going to rip dTrump's ass apart.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

You hate to see it. And by hate, I mean love

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Jigs Gaton's avatar

Exactly. No one can avert their eyes during a train wreck.

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

Here you go. You’ll like this.

https://youtube.com/shorts/g3rrvOs_7w0?si=5MNSpjmhqnaXt7u_

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Just blather all the way!

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

Your moment of zen.

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Nightmaher's avatar

1) I have doubts the Orange Skidmark has plans to actually be in court. He will have some wambalance cart him off with heart attack symptoms or some extreme anxiety attack. OR

2) He’ll say he’s been prevented by his attorney from taking the stand. He’s too much of a coward to get up on the stand and tell the truth.

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DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

Except... with the trial taking up 4 days of the week, he has no time for electioneering. So the only way he can proselytise is via the court room. He's too much of a narcissist not to take the opportunity.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Trump has a history of pledging to get on the stand, then chickening out. But if he does belly up to the bar, that will be truly "must see TV" (yeah, I know it is not going to be televised)

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

I’m going to say not a chance, so I can be so overjoyed if it happens.

See Caine Mutiny for cinematic parallel.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Alas, I suspect his counsel will hog tie him and toss him in the back of an F150 to keep him off the stand.

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

It would be malpractice not to.

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Jackie Ralston's avatar

I'll believe it when I see it. And then I'll laugh my ass off, because that mofo is his own perjury trap.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

I know, right? This would just be like the most epic spectacle.

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