Good day for a Dog Walk

I add to the total of good fortune.

Still not ready to write anything substantial after the shit-show of this week in politics and the idiocy of the Supreme Court (both Alabama and the US), but this morning we¹ walked in between squalls of rain and while there was lots of water everywhere, and I was mostly (almost typed this as “moistly” - apt) watching for where I put my feet so I didn’t get jungle rot (yeah, been raining a lot more than usual lately).

And while I was watching where I walk, as we crossed a street, I saw something that caught my eye.

At first, I thought it was one of those fake things that Evangelical twat-waffles leaves as a tip after church on Sunday to chastise the server who just humped her ass for 90 minutes to serve your fucking lunch and you use the opportunity to place one of those fake Abe’s that excoriates the server about her working on the Lord’s day².

But alas, that was not the case, and instead it was a Benjamin. On the ground, on the asphalt, well laundered, staring me in the face.

Yep, a good day.

Walking the dog I have found many $20’s, a $50, a wad of $20’s that was $120 in total, and now a C-note.

1. Cerberus - a.k.a. Cerbie

2. When I was in college, I worked at a Marie Callendars down the block from a big Evangelical mega church and on Sunday these fucking people were the worst. And yes, almost every week a 6-10 top would leave one of those fake bills for a tip. Essentially fucking their server out of a $10 - $20 tip. Also, these groups often complained about the food.

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