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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Wow, I have lost three subscribers over this. I didn't realize I had that many Musk ball washers...

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Ayame's avatar

Well, you’ve gained one here

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tiefer$taat's avatar

They are probably loser Wagner troll farm accounts, so no harm. The only moderately functioning army Russia (and other fascist axis members) has is outsourced and online. these trolls use idioms from the late 1800s combined with grunts and catcalls they learn on twitch streams from 13 year old adolescent Americans. Imo we should cut the Internet to Russia, Iran and North Korea, but then we couldn't hack them back. Hybrid warfare happens.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Oops, 2 more gone. Buh bye!

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Stephen Bernstein's avatar

How does he sukkk, let me kkkount the ways!😒🤪🤡👻💀

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Bob Currer's avatar

Yet our government maintains strong ties, how strange.

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DR Darke's avatar

I think the anti-trans sentiment is Musk's way of adding a "moral element" to his real reason to move to Texas—it's a lot more "corporate-friendly", by which I mean labor-hostile, environment. There's no personal OR corporate income tax in Texas—the state is funded by sales tax, which disproportionately affects the lower-income residents there:

https://businessintexas.com/why-texas/taxes-incentives/taxes/

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John Boyd's avatar

Fuck Elmo.

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William McF's avatar

This guy has never liked Musk (the man child, not the men’s after shave), or never will like him (her/it). Never liked tRump either!!

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Karen's avatar

Is Elon a friend of Trump Doe174?

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tiefer$taat's avatar

Super lol at 'Bataan death march' cause summers in Tejas really are like summers in Rangoon with no electricity.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Yeah, I am particularly proud of that one. And the humidity is about as high...

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tiefer$taat's avatar

Went to Meow Wolf in grapevine Texas a couple of months ago while I was in dallas. took Amtrak and got a good look. Texas is a wasteland of old halliburton equipment and swaths of tornado damage. and now the flooding and electricity outages from a mere category 1 hurricane. Anyone who moves there is really uninformed. You are spot on regarding Texas.

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mitch's avatar

I posted the day before trumps boo boo , About Musk giving to the party that much on twitter . Know one read it but it was already in the new here . As for Musk another person trying to buy power , He is useless . He is all you said and worse .

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

And I do find it curious that Boca Gordo Pene Pequeño is moving to Boca Chica, but no judgment here.

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Kay-El's avatar

Muskrat has all the emotional maturity of a two year old. Let him go and see if his workforce will abandon him for probable less pay, shitty weather and a power grid that fails on the regular.

I also have my doubts whether he really will cough up all that dough to Trump, but he does have a history of paying big bucks for something that loses money.

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

And don’t forget the lovely southeast Texas hurricanes. Should be fun. AMF!

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Honestly, I take this as a hearty Fuck You to Tesla. He got his cash (the $46B pay packet, more than all the profit TSLA has ever reported, and equivalent to about $11K per car they have EVER shipped. Just criminal.

Perhaps he's now down with ehe whole BEV thing. I wonder if the shareholders who ratified that ludicrous package will ever realize their folly.

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John Boyd's avatar

The Elmo Fan Club is as much of a cult as is the MAGAT Moron Cult, so no, the fanboys and fangirls will never regret giving that bloated, pasty, racist fuck ever last dime he asks them for.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I'm glad you're back! 💙

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LaurenAZGoodGirl's avatar

My wife and I have friends who live on South Padre Island, across from Boca Chica. They say that whole coastal area was not built with infrastructure to support 1/2 of the current population. Wonder how the roads, utilities, and city services like police, fire, EMT, health department, etc. are going to be provided. All flights in and out are from airports about an hour away, which require connecting flights to get anywhere of consequence. So Elon’s relocation decisions sound worse than half-assed.

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🐝 BusyBusyBee 🐝's avatar

If people think there are any amenities in south Texas aside from fast food and shitty chain stores, let me disabuse you of that notion. Elon is already destroying the ecosystem of south Texas with his fucking rockets, I can only imagine what it will be like after he builds a new company town down there. Because another thing I can guarantee, fancy engineers from California will be less than thrilled with the available housing stock in the area.

I get the strong feeling that, like with all the other impulse bullshit Elon has posted on his crappy failing social media app, it was not well thought through.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Amen.

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David Jones's avatar

Elon is always human garbage of the week.

Except those weeks tRump takes the title.

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