When I worked at Kaiser, what I call my Dog Years (7:1), they would give us a balloon anchored by a candy bar for our work “anniversary.” Mine was, ironically, Labor Day. I phoned the admin secretary the next day to thank her for my balloon, and to let her know that I had just won the M&Ms $1,000,000 prize on the attached snack, so I probably wouldn’t be coming back. I enjoyed the silence for a few seconds before she came back to consciousness. I can be fun that way.
I always bought that junk from friends’ kids because I was a sucker for helping them meet their goal. Ditto Girl Scout cookies, but at least those were tasty.
Another probable case of misleading advertising are the metal signs that say "Coldest Beer in Town" meant to be displayed outside of a bar. When I lived in Wisconsin, I saw a LOT of these signs, even on two different bars across the street from each other.
When I worked at Kaiser, what I call my Dog Years (7:1), they would give us a balloon anchored by a candy bar for our work “anniversary.” Mine was, ironically, Labor Day. I phoned the admin secretary the next day to thank her for my balloon, and to let her know that I had just won the M&Ms $1,000,000 prize on the attached snack, so I probably wouldn’t be coming back. I enjoyed the silence for a few seconds before she came back to consciousness. I can be fun that way.
You are my kind of guy John!
I always bought that junk from friends’ kids because I was a sucker for helping them meet their goal. Ditto Girl Scout cookies, but at least those were tasty.
I do to. But really, I would just give them the $20 or so and be done with it.
We did too at my HS. A couple of weeks ago I was at a local businesd that had them for sale. They are a lot smaller than I remember them being.
We sold World's Finest Chocolate as a fundraiser when I was in high school in the mid 1970's. What horrible stuff it is!!!
Yes, but at the time we thought they were great! I was always my own first customer! 😂
I admit I thought they were pretty good at the time. Guess I wasn't exactly a connoisseur of chocolate.
Shhhhh…. As an ad person, I’m here to tell you that the superiority claims we make are yours to prove wrong! 😂😂
I can assure you that "The World's Finest Chocolate" tastes like ass
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Another probable case of misleading advertising are the metal signs that say "Coldest Beer in Town" meant to be displayed outside of a bar. When I lived in Wisconsin, I saw a LOT of these signs, even on two different bars across the street from each other.
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That kid could clean up at a MAGA rally, tho. The world’s finest chocolate! Let me open my wallet.
I like the way you think!