Movie Review: Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

My descent into 1980's shit films finds a motherlode. Amazon is chock full of lousy movies that hit the spot.

My kink is watching bad films. Not only do I collect prime examples for my plex server, but I also go a’hunting on Amazon Prime Video.

Fortunately, there are plenty of this slop on that streaming service.

What I usually do is to search for schlock, and then I go dumpster diving (follow the algorithmic recommendations) until I stumble on some “gold¹”

Today’s first find is Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity.

It begins in space, where two women in really tiny bikinis.

This is about as much coverage as their flesh gets

Anyhow, the brief summary is: Two scantily clad women are in a cell, wearing goldenrod colored bikinis, where they are chained to the floor. They escape the “cell”, and it turns out they are in a space ship.

They grab a shuttle from this “ship” and escape, after comically bashing their inept guards.

They then crash this ship on a planet, and end up on an island. Turns out that there is an abandoned space pirate fortress, where this creepy dude named Zed lives with the aid of his androids, humanoid robots that attend to his needs.

Zed, he looks like he’s about to bust a nut, but really, he’s been stabbed and he’s going to blow up the fort

They discover that there is another marooned group that was 4 people, but two of them had “disappeared”, as it come out during meal time. (Gee, I wonder what this is foreshadowing?)

Anyhow, the 4 “guests” get together and plan an escape, but a series of bad decisions ensues.

Alas, we discover what this really is, Zed is a hunter, and he hunts the most dangerous game.

And yes, this is one of the oldest stories ever, I recall reading it in high school, listening to it on a Suspense podcast, and now, it is a borderline soft-core R rated movie from the 1980’s.

Naturally the women are the final prey, and they defeat Zed, grab the transport ship, and escape. Happily ever after to go take their scantily clad bodies through the universe. Up up and away!

Of course, right after I finished that one hour, twelve minute movie, Amazon recommended another fine movie, Zombeavers. The crapfest is in full swing.

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1. and by “gold” I mean really shitty movies, made with little budget, often using skimpy outfits and big breasted women to paper over the story warts.