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Charles Austin's avatar

Well, Elmo. You told them to go fuck themselves. Now you are in the process of fucking yourself. Here's an idea. The US government should seize Space X and Starlink, (national security) cut dickhead a check, and send him back to S. Africa, Russia, or wherever else.

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Timothy Fifer's avatar

I thought the way to make a product more appealing to the prospective customer in the free market system is to make it more attractive, not go whining to a judge and complain that “those people” are being mean to me. That’s EXACTLY what it looks like. And the king of free speech is fine with it until hurts his feelings. How pathetic! Hey Muskrat, go find someone to help you find your binky that you dropped. It won’t be the courts.

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Georgia Woodfin's avatar

Evil

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Amy Henne's avatar

“Deadname Twitter” you win today’s best new phrase. Now Deadname Kanye West. I am sick of the free advertising space media gives these clowns by repeating their dead and new names. Let’s laugh at toxic men more.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

I am so here for it!

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Carly's avatar

I don't even understand the problem. The world would be AMAZING without the existence of elon musk's Twitter charade.

He is the one who said "go fuck yourself" to advertisers, "the world will know advertisers killed [Twitter]", as if the world would judge advertisers negatively and not rejoice at its demise. If social media is the gross, crusty underwear of the internet, Twitter is the skidmark. Good riddance, because the only solution for skidmarks is to scrub them out.

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Dtss's avatar

This current lawsuit of will be tossed out because advertisers have a constitutional right to speak with their pocketbook. Musk is such a tool.

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Kevin P's avatar

May the these advertisers win dismissal with predjudice and counter-sue for all court costs and damages.

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Marva's avatar

Yes!

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Christine Sutherland's avatar

Life feels lighter and cleaner and just altogether more lovely without Xitter polluting my world.

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Nightmaher's avatar

Oh boo hoo. It’s called fuck around and now you’re finding out you pasty panty waste. Go stunn the world with your so called intelligence.

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Dtss's avatar

Choice words were never spoken!🤣🤣🤣

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Midi Drew's avatar

So happy I left that toxic waste dump shortly after Musk bought it with UAE and other foreign funds. If only we could cancel his defense department contracts (except Starlink for Ukraine) I would be dancing in the streets.

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Love's avatar

How’s that free market working out? 🤣

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BigMouthFrog's avatar

His sanctimonious attitude during the interview says he really gets off on sniffing his own brain farts.

He really is quite impressed with himself. What a bunghole.

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Ayame's avatar

Robber barons only like the kind of capitalism that benefits them, when it works against them, not so much. Same with his claims to be pro free speech

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Mary R's avatar

There are still cats. Threads is dopey, but it has many cats too.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

I used to be on x/Twitter quite a bit but got off shortly after the new owner opened it up to vitriolic garbage. Then I found Substack and my people. I have to say though, there were a lot of maga trolls out here this morning spewing their hateful garbage.

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sam (TX)'s avatar

I don’t understand why anyone is still on there.

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John Boyd's avatar

Because bitch-slapping and laughing at dumbfuck MAGAts can be a satisfying way to spend 10 or 15 minutes.

It's useless for anything else.

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SallyJG's avatar

Sorry, I was seriously laughing. Out loud. I had trouble reading it to my husband (who was kind of busy) as we were both laughing. Musk is such a douchenozzle. Sadly, he does not know this, and he seems to truly believe he is the smartest person in the universe. Being Texas, the judge won’t, but they should fine him for filing a frivolous lawsuit. And keep fining him every time he files another.

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