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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Her best hope is that the High Nine throws the Bloated Yam off the ballot.

Then she wins by default!

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Jackie Ralston's avatar

If that were to happen before the R convention, I think they'll treat it as a contested convention and do their best to push a less-brown, ballsier (if you know what I mean) person across the finish line.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

I think that DeSantis will un-suspend his campaign in that case

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Nikki can't get the MAGA excited, and there isn't enough non-MAGA for her to be successful

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Well, there isn't a lot they can do...Pence has the charisma of 90-year-old with Alzheimer's, Vivek is dumber than a bag of hammers, Christie is forever on that beach while his New Jersey citizens fume, and Dwight D. Eisenhower is dead.

They could always clone the latter.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

I laughed reading this. Thanks for the comedy gold

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