This Fucking Guy: Elise Stefanik
This Fucking Guy: Elise Stefanik
Once rising conservative star again humiliates herself to get Daddy Trump's approval.
Yeah, I know she lacks the Y chromosome, but still, this fucking guy applies to her.
I saw the prelude to this piece yesterday that she was traveling to Israel — not to see the sights — to address the Israeli parliament and to denounce President Biden.
Then while I was walking my dog this morning, I saw the post in the Times that she had indeed addressed a limited group of people in the Israel Parliament. Of course, Parliament is in recess, so she spoke to the Knesset caucus for Jewish and Pro-Israel Students (seems like the B-Team at best) and did her seal dance to bash Biden, and hype Trump.
Look, she really wants to be Trump’s #21. But, as friend of the Stack, Kevin R says quite eloquently, she just ain’t attractive enough to Trump to get the nod. Doesn’t stop her groveling though.
Ms. Stefanik, Republican of New York, defended Israel’s military campaign and urged the country to pursue total victory in the war against Hamas.
“There is no excuse for an American president to block aid to Israel,” said Ms. Stefanik, who addressed the gathering at the Knesset. “I have been a leading proponent and partner to President Trump in his historic support for Israeli independence and security.”
Groan. But, as the late great Billy Mayes said, “There’s more!”
Ms. Stefanik, a former George W. Bush White House aide, has positioned herself as one of Mr. Trump’s most loyal defenders in Congress, a role she initially staked out during his first impeachment in 2019.
Her prepared remarks for Sunday mentioned Mr. Trump by name several times while highlighting several of his administration’s accomplishments, including a package of Middle East deals known as the Abraham Accords and moving the U.S. Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem from Tel Aviv.
Absolutely abhorrent, but that’s what you get when a Harvard educated congress critter gets a whiff of the Trump flatulence and wants ALL OF IT.
She is truly “That Fucking Guy”. Shit in heels.
I mean, that diaper is getting full of turds already, can it take another?
Totally agree with your sentiment. Disgustingly, she's my Congressional representative.
It's all about ambition for Elise. If she's not the running mate for Shitgibbon, she wants to be anointed Speaker of the House. This strategy will blow up in her face eventually. Karma's going to be a bitch!