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Cat's avatar

I heard that Marco Rubio posted something on Substack for the first time today. I can’t find them anywhere if anyone can find them you can!

this is either the best thing or the worst thing ever, but I am dying to read whatever he posted on here. Keep us posted where it is.

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Barbara's avatar

At one single, tiny, split second, I just about had a little bit of hope for Rubio.. I don't necessarily agree with his dumb, "prepackaged" answers after Marjorie Douglas HS shooting a few years ago.. I thought it meant that he actually might care about someone other than himself, when he ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO ANSWER QUESTIONS from the audience and the HS kids that were affected by the trauma...

But sucking up to trump??? No way was I close to being right about anything that he says... or thinks... I believe that he's the idiot who said that "even thinking" about anything negative against the Republican president and the rest of the weirdos, could get you arrested??? I am actually not sure if he said that stupid information??? It might have been that pale, Nosferatu assistant that serves Trump... but just HOW, EXACTLY does anyone get arrested for only thinking??? 🤔

I guess I know where I will probably end up, if they throw 68 year old former RNs into the hoosecow...✌️✌️☮️☮️✌️✌️

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

When absolutely exhausted, I will offer to my female patients that horrible feeling is known as prostration, and this will confuse every guy who insists that their prostrate is why they dribble pee on their shoes. Now I can see the humor in describing Li’l marco as prostating himself, so I am not suggesting any needed edit.

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

I can’t imagine what goes wrong with these guys’ brains that they think after ever uttering a critical word of Trump they can just slide in and it’s not going to be a world of pain.

Whatever goes wrong they’re attached to his smelly, bloated corpse forever. That’s every congressional and media lickspittle too.

ETTD indeed and I stay as healthy as possible so I can see the Trump karma work its magic on as many of them as possible.

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Adam's avatar

Rubio=Worm

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Rubio has always been a smarmy little fuck.

History will not be kind.

This was an outstanding piece. 👏👏👏👏

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Kay-El's avatar

Rubio may have been a typical GOP politician at one time, but anyone who hitched their wagon to Project 2025 (no matter how much Trump denied it, his Agenda 47 was very similar) deserves a roasting followed by a hot spot in hell. Fuck that guy, indeed.

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